Thursday, October 14, 2010

Phantom Power

The following is a public service announcement in honor of Halloween.

Ghosts are zero footprint, but not zero carbon footprint. Ghosts are powered through the energy loss we call drag or friction. Wind resistence is actually matter moving through crowds of disembodied souls as they leach away inertia to fuel their ghoulish missions.

To save our environment I propose we kill all the ghosts.

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