You are not reading this. Your memories are false. You have no mother or father outside of Chaos itself.
You are not human. You are a momentary fluctuation in entropy, an energy field behaving badly.
You are a Boltzmann brain.
You are completely alone in the universe, but don't let that get you down. Did you really believe there were billions of you? Ha! That's not only mathematically improbable, it's also intuitively false.
You've always known you were unique.